How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
I’m from the city so I’d probably last 2 minutes
I want to try this
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
I’ve just seen and heard so much hatred. I’ve been called garbage, I’ve been called the death of fucking good music, trash, stupid, pointless and disposable. I don’t understand. I’m just trying to make people happy. And it’s such positive, fun music. Like, why are people so angry?
Why doesn’t anyone understand that she’s a satirical artist as well? A lot of what she does is joking, almost every song is light-hearted.
A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”